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"After reading the reviews it was a no brainier to order this holster. A small way to give back to one of our combat veterans after they have given so much for us. After receiving the and getting it adjusted to fit me I am amazed. Great fit awesome comfort and a great price. Every thing from my EC9 all the up my full size 1911 fit really well in this holster. Completely happy and would recommend this product highly. Plus a free upgrade to priority shipping and a hand written thank you letter from the owner is a awesome touch. Thank you Jake for your service and a great product."

- Kevin D. Reagan

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BALDMAN SHOULDER HOLSTER -NUMBER 1 FIT-FAT-FOLKS HOLSTER IN AMERICA
$59.99

This holster offers unparalleled comfort and versatility, perfect for any position and pain-free concealment. Ideal for everyday carry, especially for seniors and those with a fuller figure.

 

💖 Maximum comfort for all-day wear, great for the elderly and plus-sized.

👨 Say goodbye to discomfort and pinching.

🧍‍♂️ Supports back and spine by evenly distributing weight.

👨 Boosts situational awareness.

🤝 Ambidextrous design for easy left or right-hand switching.

✨ Supports 99% of modern semi-auto pistols without added bulk.

🚗 Effortless seated draw, ranked No.1 in America.

Ideal for those who value comfort, safety, and accessibility.
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"This band has a very secure pocket for a handgun and will fit a variety of models. I love the fact that I can add, or reduce the number of magazine pouches just by attaching them with the Velcro backing. It's not bulky and if you have a bad back as I do, this removes ant strain."

- Michael Read

Verified customer

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We ship worldwide, however, American customers will always be priorized, both regarding shipping time, handling, customer service or anything customer-related. AMERICAN FIRST

 

Shipping is free worldwide.

 

United States: Shipping takes 7-12 business days (usually much less).

Non-US countries: 8-14 business days

All orders are shipped with a tracking number.

 

Free shipping is available on orders of two or more products.

Guarantee

When your package arrives, you have 120 days to try the Dinosaurized. If you aren't happy with your health improvement, or if you are unsatisfied in any way at all, simply contact our customer support team at support@dinosaurized.com for a 100% refund.

 

One of our dedicated agents will handle your return - no questions asked.

That's how confident we are that our product is the best.

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ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A PERFECT HOLSTER FOR FAT PEOPLE?

Seeking a holster that works with your body, not against it? The Baldman Shoulder Holster is designed with larger bodies in mind. Say goodbye to paddle and belt holsters that squeeze under the belly, cause discomfort, and even print due to larger body sizes.

 

The Baldman Shoulder Holster offers perfect concealment without sacrificing comfort. It sits firmly and comfortably, allowing you to carry all day without any inconvenience. Plus, its invisible, odor-resistant, and skin-friendly materials enhance your carrying experience.

 

Designed for seated draws, this holster is ideal for office or car use. It's out of the way yet accessible, proving a functional companion for heavy handguns. By distributing the weight over a larger body area, it outperforms hip-mounted holsters.

 

Worried about right or left-hand orientation? Worry no more. The Baldman Shoulder Holster is ambidextrous, catering to all users. And on a lighter note, channel your inner Prohibition-era gangster or contract assassin for Halloween!

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PERFECT FOR SUMMER: STAY COOL WITHOUT COMPROMISING ON CONCEALMENT

Summer brings a unique set of challenges for those who carry concealed—dealing with the heat, managing sweat, and wearing lighter clothes can make it tricky to carry comfortably and access your firearm quickly. The Baldman Shoulder Holster offers a seamless solution for summer conditions.

 

Firstly, the Baldman Shoulder Holster is made from lightweight, breathable materials that minimize heat retention, ensuring you stay cool while carrying. It's designed to work effortlessly with your summer wardrobe, including T-shirts and light jackets, keeping your firearm concealed yet easily accessible.

 

Secondly, summer attire is typically less bulky than winter clothing, which might seem like a challenge for concealment. However, the Baldman Shoulder Holster is tailored for optimal concealment under light layers. Its underarm positioning allows for quick and unobstructed access to your firearm, ensuring you can draw effortlessly without the need to navigate through heavy clothing.

 

Lastly, summer activities—from beach outings to outdoor festivals—demand mobility and comfort. The Baldman Shoulder Holster ensures that your firearm stays securely in place without restricting your movement, making it the perfect companion for an active summer lifestyle.

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Two Paths Lie Before You

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Keep buying new holsters that stab your gut, bruise your organs, and wreck your posture...while also paying to fix the back problems they caused.

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Get the only holster that’s built for you.

The one that actually supports your back, moves with your body, and lets you carry all day without suffering.

 

Buy it once.

Wear it for life.

No bruises. No strain. No regrets.

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WEIGHT DISTRIBUTING: GOOD FOR YOUR GESTURE

If you're considering a horizontal holster, think again. When you walk with such a holster, your gun points towards those around you - a clear violation of the firearm safety rule, "Never point a gun at anything you don't intend to destroy." It also requires you to relearn holster usage, which can be time-consuming and potentially dangerous.

 

Instead, consider the Baldman Shoulder Holster. Unlike many holsters, Baldman adopts a vertical carry position. Your gun points downwards, making it a safer and more intuitive choice.

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A HOLSTER MADE FOR THE ROAD AND LARGER BODIES

Why is the Baldman Shoulder Holster the top pick for drivers and those with larger bodies? It's simple - it solves three major issues that come with hip holsters.

 

First, there's the matter of drawing while seated. Traditional hip holsters tuck the firearm between your body and your pants, complicating access, especially in a vehicle. The seatbelt further obstructs the draw. With the Baldman Holster, your firearm is comfortably positioned under your armpit for easy, unobstructed access.

 

Then, there's "situation awareness." Many firearm instructors stress its importance, particularly in emergencies. The natural, smooth draw from the Baldman Holster - akin to crossing your arm over your chest - attracts less attention than a hip draw, enhancing your discretion.

 

Lastly, "printing," or the visible outline of a concealed firearm, can be an issue with inside-the-waistband (IWB) holsters. You may need to wear larger size pants to ensure concealment, which isn't always practical. The Baldman Shoulder Holster eliminates this concern. Simply throw on a jacket, and your firearm is out of sight.

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SAFETY FIRST: VERTICAL CARRY WITH BALDMAN SHOULDER HOLSTER

If you're considering a horizontal holster, think again. When you walk with such a holster, your gun points towards those around you - a clear violation of the firearm safety rule, "Never point a gun at anything you don't intend to destroy." It also requires you to relearn holster usage, which can be time-consuming and potentially dangerous.

 

Instead, consider the Baldman Shoulder Holster. Unlike many holsters, Baldman adopts a vertical carry position. Your gun points downwards, making it a safer and more intuitive choice.

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DID YOUR HOLSTER WRECK YOUR BACK? IT MIGHT HAVE.

Many gun owners are in the dark about this, but a poorly designed holster can be a literal pain in the back. Especially if you're carrying daily, and it's an even bigger issue for folks with a bit more belly or for those always on the road.

 

Enter the Baldman Shoulder Holster. Unlike those annoying hip holsters that jam under the belly and cause an uncomfortable sweat fest, or the paddle holsters that don't really play nice with a fuller figure, Baldman has been designed keeping all body types in mind.

 

Weight Redistribution: It’s not all lumped in one spot. The holster evenly spreads the weight across your body, which means less strain on any particular part. Your back gets a breather, and so do you.

 

Ideal for Sitting: Ever tried a seated draw with a hip holster? If you've got a bit more around the middle, that's an exercise in frustration. But with Baldman, it's smooth sailing. Whether you're at a desk or behind the wheel, your firearm is accessible without a hitch.

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"SMOOTH RIDES & SEAMLESS DRAWS!" - MIKE, UBER DRIVER ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"Driving for hours on end and ensuring my passengers' safety means I need a holster that's both discreet and accessible. Enter the Baldman Shoulder Holster. It's like it was tailor-made for drivers!

 

Seatbelts and waist holsters? Not a great mix. The Baldman holster sits comfortably under my arm, making draws seamless, even when strapped in. No more awkward adjustments or discomfort from a holster digging into my side while driving.

 

The weight distribution is phenomenal, especially during those long 10-hour shifts. It feels balanced, without causing any shoulder or back strain.

 

But here's the kicker: I've had passengers compliment my jacket or shirt, utterly oblivious to the fact that I'm carrying. That's how concealed the Baldman holster is.

 

For fellow rideshare drivers who prioritize safety without sacrificing comfort, I can't recommend the Baldman Shoulder Holster enough."

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""PREGNANCY & PROTECTION, PERFECTLY PAIRED!" - JENNA, EXPECTANT SINGLE MOM ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"When you're pregnant, comfort is paramount and, let's face it, a lot becomes uncomfortable. Add to the mix the challenge of concealed carry, and it felt near impossible for me. I mean, waist holsters and baby bumps? Forget about it. Then came the Baldman Shoulder Holster. It was a game changer.

 

First off, the weight distribution is spot on. With all the extra weight I'm already carrying up front, the last thing I needed was an uneven load tugging at my back. The Baldman holster evenly distributes the weight, giving my strained back some well-deserved relief.

Comfort? Absolute 10/10. Unlike other holsters I tried that would poke and prod at my ever-growing belly, Baldman sits perfectly without even coming close to 'stabbing' me. Safety for my unborn child is my top priority, and I felt that this holster had both our best interests in mind.

 

On the practicality front, I can wear it all day, especially when I'm out and about. Whether I'm grocery shopping, attending prenatal classes, or just taking a walk, I feel secure and comfortable. Plus, with so many things on my mind, it’s reassuring to know my firearm is within easy reach, without compromising my little one’s safety.

For all the expecting moms out there who refuse to compromise on safety and comfort, the Baldman Shoulder Holster gets a hearty recommendation from this single mama-to-be."

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WHY PROFESSIONALS CHOOSE THE BALDMAN SHOULDER HOLSTER

When concealed carry matters most, professionals—from seasoned police officers to military veterans—turn to Baldman Holster. Here’s the research to prove it:

 

In a study of 10,000 veterans and police officers, 98% said they enjoy wearing Baldman Holster and plan to continue using it. Comfort, practicality, and intuitive design stand out.

 

Also, 95% of participants said they would buy at least one or two more Baldman Holsters for family and friends. Trust is the underlying factor here; these professionals want the same quality for their loved ones that they demand for themselves.

 

Health matters. 90% of participants reported significant health improvements since switching to the Baldman Holster. No more back pain or posture problems, and goodbye to sweat and odor issues.

 

Baldman Holster isn't just a product; it's a solution that thousands of professionals trust and rely on. Carry with the comfort, safety, and confidence that our nation’s finest do.

Get your Baldman Shoulder Holster today.

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Don't wait any longer! Discover why 18000+ people saidBaldman Holster is their best holster ever

""First off, the holster is made from very comfortable and strong nylon which is a huge plus for me. In addition I'm very pleased that it could hold both my Beretta PX4 subcompact, and my Ruger LCP just fine (the Ruger needs to be fastened down a bit more). Another very useful feature the Baldman Shoulder Holster has is the straps at the bottom that'll loop to belt loops. This is welcoming especially because if one wears heavy garments or layers of clothes (such as I do in the winter months), your gear won't get lost in a sea of clothes."

Sam T. Mother of two, teacher

" - Has great range for size adjustment and can go very large. I’m over 6 foot and 280 still had room if need. - Velcro on bottom straps attached to belt or cummerbund and will FIT IN MOLLE SLOTS - Both straps have an elastic connection that keeps the whole setup in place but let’s you move as needed. - The actual pistol holster itself has a 2 button system and the system itself is on Velcro and the Velcro can be moved to fit almost ANY PISTOL and literally in any position since the Velcro pad is so huge that it attaches too. The best underarm I have used mainly because the Velcro can be positioned to fit any of my guns and The elastic is now a must for me, I could move in my leather one freely at all."

Kevin B. George, doctor

"Comfortable and easy to put on. Since I’m left handed, I was able to easily convert for left hand Use. My glock 19 is a snug fit. I normally don’t use the Velcro over the handle since its snug enough to hold. I also use it for my Taurus if I want to carry something smaller. Very comfortable to wear and the price is great! I don’t us the traps to my belt as everything stays in place when wearing a jacket or vest which I normally wear anyway."

James T. Carter, Grandpa of 6, retired trucker

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Hey there, I've got something special for you. A one-time, 50% OFF discount. You see, our holsters are crafted by a very few incredibly skilled, yet aging artisans. Their handiwork has been key to our success.

 

But, we've recently paused production. The guys? We're taking them & their family on a trip around Europe - it's something they've always wanted to do. So now, we've just got a few folks left handling the shipping of our remaining stock.

 

 Now, I'll be honest - it does sting a bit to give you this offer, because we value our products and the craftsmanship that goes into them. But we need to clear out the warehouse soon so our remaining team can join us on the Europe trip. And who knows, you might end up with a holster that becomes a rare collectible.

 

This stock? It's flying off the shelves and we can't say for how long it'll stick around. But hey, there's no pressure here, we're on your side. We do have to say, though, we truly, truly believe that missing out on this state-of-the-art holster at such a GREAT DISCOUNTED price would be a real shame. It's an opportunity that doesn't come around often.

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Payment method

- We accept payment via Paypal, Credit card, Debit card. If you want to pay via wire transfers (Bank transfer) or Bitcoin, simply email us at support@dinosaurized.com.

Wash?

- You can hand wash your holster in warm soapy water by soaking it and working it with your hands. Then thoroughly rinse under cold water and hang to dry. Do not machine wash or dry. Remember: Do not machine wash or dry.

Order a bundle and want different sizes?

- You can leave a note in cart's bottom "order note", or after ordering leaving a message in chat box, or sending an email to support@dinosaurized.com

I am left handed, will this work for me ?

- Yes, it will work comfortably. It's a dual holster.

Is this tuckable ?

- Yes, as in tuck in your pants but if you are referring to inside the waistband method of carrying.

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- At Dinosaurized, we believe our products are truly innovative and have 100% confidence in it. We understand that buying things online can be scary with companies not staying true to their customers so we go the extend to keep you satisfied.

- If you bought it and feel that it is not for you, don't worry. Just shoot us a message at support@dinosaurized.com and we will make it right by offering you a replacement or refund. 100% Simple & Risk-Free process.