Dionysus Beer Bandolier Holder GG
Dionysus Beer Bandolier Holder GG
Dionysus Beer Bandolier Holder GG
Dionysus Beer Bandolier Holder GG
Dionysus Beer Bandolier Holder GG
Dionysus Beer Bandolier Holder GG
Dionysus Beer Bandolier Holder GG
Dionysus Beer Bandolier Holder GG

Dionysus Beer Bandolier Holder

Ditch the Cooler Runs and Strap on the Dionysus Beer Bandolier Holder – The Party Vest You Never Knew You Needed!


$64.99
$64.99
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  • Built To Last: It’s crafted from 100% polyester with high-quality stitching that can withstand the wildest of parties, camping trips, and festivals. 

    - The materials are durable, the stitching is solid, and this vest will be your trusted companion through countless epic adventures.

  • Stay Locked And Loaded (With Beer):: Whole dozen of your favorite cold ones strapped to your chest, ready for action.

    - Whether it’s soda, beer, iced tea, or any beverage of choice, you can literally carry the party on you. 

  • Versatility Meets Convenience: Whether it’s a backyard BBQ, rock concert, or even just a day out fishing, the Dionysus Beer Bandolier Holder has got you covered.

    - Everywhere you go, people will be asking where they can get their own

  • Insulated And Ready For Action: the Dionysus Beer Bandolier Holder is made from high-quality neoprene, which means it’s insulated to keep your beverages chilled longer. You’ll have your own portable, wearable cooler.

  • One Size Fits All: Fitting waist sizes up to 48 inches, designed for comfort. 

    - Even though you're carrying a full case of drinks on your chest, the quick-snap buckle and adjustable straps make it easier to wear than you’d expect

STAY LOCKED AND LOADED (WITH BEER)

- The Dionysus Beer Bandolier Holder doesn’t just hold a couple of cans – oh no. It holds 12. That's right, a whole dozen of your favorite cold ones strapped to your chest, ready for action.

- Whether it’s soda, beer, iced tea, or any beverage of choice, you can literally carry the party on you. Forget dragging that heavy cooler around; now the party moves with you.

- The freedom is real. You can dominate the beer pong table, man the grill, and still have one hand free to high-five your friends.

- Every can is within arm’s reach – because let’s face it, when you're deep in party mode, efficiency is key.

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VERSATILITY MEETS CONVENIENCE – THE HERO OF ALL GATHERINGS

- Whether it’s a backyard BBQ, rock concert, or even just a day out fishing, the Dionysus Beer Bandolier Holder has got you covered.


- Gone are the days of fumbling for your drink or having to make constant trips to the fridge. This vest is a crowd-pleaser, too. 


- Everywhere you go, people will be asking where they can get their own, and before you know it, you’ll have started a revolution in hands-free drinking convenience.

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INSULATED AND READY FOR ACTION

- What’s the point of carrying 12 beers if they’re warm by the time you crack open your second one? 


- Don’t worry – the Dionysus Beer Bandolier Holder is made from high-quality neoprene, which means it’s insulated to keep your beverages chilled longer. You’ll have your own portable, wearable cooler.


- Sure, some folks say the insulation is a bit on the thinner side, but hey, it’s motivation to drink faster. You’re at a party, after all – and with 12 beers strapped to your chest, the world is your oyster (or should we say, your beer garden).


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ONE SIZE FITS ALL (INCLUDING YOUR UNCLE LARRY)

- The vest is adjustable, fitting waist sizes up to 48 inches, so no one has to feel left out of the fun. 


- You can adjust it for a snug fit, whether you're wearing it over a bulky jacket for cold-weather tailgates or just rocking it at your next backyard rager.


- And it’s not just about size. The Dionysus Beer Bandolier Holder is designed for comfort. Even though you're carrying a full case of drinks on your chest, the quick-snap buckle and adjustable straps make it easier to wear than you’d expect. Sure, it gets a little heavy when fully loaded – but come on, those beers aren’t going to drink themselves!


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BUILT TO LAST

- The Dionysus Beer Bandolier Holder isn’t just some cheaply made novelty item. It’s crafted from 100% polyester with high-quality stitching that can withstand the wildest of parties, camping trips, and festivals


- Heck, you could probably wear this thing to a Viking feast and it would hold up just fine.


- This isn’t a one-time-use gimmick. This is the real deal. Reviews speak for themselves: the materials are durable, the stitching is solid, and this vest will be your trusted companion through countless epic adventures. 


- Whether you’re conquering a festival, storming the grill at a tailgate, or simply hosting the most epic house party of all time – the Dionysus Beer Bandolier Holder is here for you.

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Why Choose the Dionysus Beer Bandolier Holder?

  • Versatility & Convenience: Perfect for parties, tailgating, festivals, weddings, fishing trips – anywhere you need drinks, this vest delivers.

  • Holds 12 Beverages: No more running to the cooler. Your drinks are literally strapped to you.

  • Insulated Pockets: Neoprene insulation keeps your beverages cool while you party.

  • Adjustable Fit: One size fits all – adjustable up to 48” for a comfortable fit on almost anyone.

  • Durable Construction: Made from high-quality polyester with solid stitching, this vest is built to last through countless parties.

  • Versatility & Convenience: Perfect for parties, tailgating, festivals, weddings, fishing trips – anywhere you need drinks, this vest delivers.


  • Holds 12 Beverages: No more running to the cooler. Your drinks are literally strapped to you.


  • Insulated Pockets: Neoprene insulation keeps your beverages cool while you party.

  • Adjustable Fit: One size fits all – adjustable up to 48” for a comfortable fit on almost anyone.

  • Durable Construction: Made from high-quality polyester with solid stitching, this vest is built to last through countless parties.

100% No-Risk Replacement Guarantee

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120 DAYS REPLACEMENT GUARANTEED

  • At Dinosaurized, we believe our products are truly innovative and have 100% confidence in it.

  • We understand that buying things online can be scary with companies not staying true to their customers 


    So we go the extend to keep you satisfied.

  • We are happy to offer you a 120 day replacement guarantee with your purchase.

  • If you bought it and feel that it is not for you, don't worry. Just shoot us a message at support@dinosaurized.com 

    and we will make it right by offering you a replacement.

  • 100% Simple & Risk-Free process.

Dionysus Beer Bandolier Holder GG
Dionysus Beer Bandolier Holder GG
Dionysus Beer Bandolier Holder GG
Dionysus Beer Bandolier Holder GG
Dionysus Beer Bandolier Holder GG
Dionysus Beer Bandolier Holder GG
Dionysus Beer Bandolier Holder GG
Dionysus Beer Bandolier Holder GG

Dionysus Beer Bandolier Holder


$64.99
$64.99
1 Pack (FreeShipping)2 Packs ($59.99/Pack + FreeShipping)3 Packs ($54.99/Pack + FreeShipping)
BlackTan

Discount is available for a limited time only!