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- Made from ultra-durable 600D Oxford material, this thing could probably survive the apocalypse. Water-resistant? Check. Wear-resistant? Double check.
- We’re talking about a lunch cooler that’s tougher than your uncle's favorite pair of cargo shorts. Toss it in your truck, leave it in the rain during your fishing trip, or put it through the daily grind at work. It’s ready for anything.
- The best part? The adjustable padded shoulder strap. Say goodbye to those awkward moments when you have to carry your lunch cooler like it’s a suitcase from the ‘90s. Sling it over your shoulder, adjust it to your height, and walk into work with the swagger of a man who knows his leftovers are safe.
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- Who says your lunch box can’t look like it’s fresh off a military base? The Dionysus has a tactical style outlook—because eating a sandwich doesn’t have to mean sacrificing style.
- With its multifunctional tactical hook & loop tape design, you can even personalize it with detachable stick patches. Be the hero of your office breakroom with durable zippers and buckles that scream, “I came here to eat, and I’m not messing around.”
- This lunch box is as rugged as you are. It doesn't just hold food—it holds respect.
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- Let’s talk insulation, because nobody—and I mean nobody—deserves a soggy sandwich. The Dionysus Lunch Box features 6mm high-density thick insulation to keep your food at the perfect temperature for over 8 hours.
- That’s right, your lunch stays cold longer than the time it takes you to find that one elusive file on your desktop.
- Oh, and did I mention the food-grade PEVA liner? BPA-free, leakproof, and easy to clean. This isn’t just a box of convenience, it’s a shrine to food safety. You could basically eat off of it. And, if you're someone who enjoys taking a bite of lunch like it's your last meal on earth, rest easy. Your food will stay fresh and tasty, no matter how intense your workday (or fishing expedition) gets.
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- Ever noticed how life is just better with pockets? That’s not just a life truth, it’s a lunch box truth. The Dionysus is a master of storage, offering one spacious front zipper pocket for essentials, and two side bottle pockets to hold your beverages or, if you’re feeling fancy, a couple of mini-bottles of… hydration. Yeah, hydration.
- Need extra room for napkins, utensils, or a secret stash of cookies? You got it. These pockets are like the Swiss Army knives of storage solutions—practical, efficient, and absolutely necessary for survival.
- And don’t forget about the detachable padded shoulder strap and padded handle straps for multiple carrying options. Because real men carry options. Whether you want to casually swing it over your shoulder or go full-commando with a grip that says, “I own this lunch break,” the Dionysus is ready to go however you do.
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Security: Dragon Belly Holster willkeep your gun 100% secure in place because we know that in dangerous, unexpected situations, you might want to run, jump, or hide.
Accessibility:
- Dragon Belly Holster reduces up to 0.3 seconds compared to other holsters:
- Metal snap retention strap, super secure, ensure a quick draw.
- Flexible: You can place your holster/gun on any parts of your body from which you can draw yours as fast as you can.
Concealment:
- A sagging holster with a big, visible print can draw the criminals' attention.
- Dragon Belly Holster is made of very snug and tight neoprene material.
- 100% concealed and print-free, also very very lightweight so ladies can easily carry.
Large Capacity: You can fit up to 16 cans of cola in this spacious, cavernous cooler. There’s room for all your snacks, meals, and post-meal regrets.
Durability: Built from tough 600D Oxford material that’s water and wear resistant, this lunch box can handle whatever life throws at you, including rain, mud, and awkward commutes.
Superior Insulation: Keeps your food fresh and cold (or warm, if you prefer) for more than 8 hours, thanks to the high-density insulation and BPA-free PEVA liner.
Multi-Pocket Storage: Extra pockets for days! Store bottles, napkins, utensils, or secret snacks in the front and side pockets. Stay organized while looking like you’re on a covert mission.
Easy to Carry: With padded shoulder straps and handles, you can carry this beast however you want—whether it’s a casual stroll to the park or a tactical sprint to your desk.
Large Capacity: You can fit up to 16 cans of cola in this spacious, cavernous cooler. There’s room for all your snacks, meals, and post-meal regrets.
Durability: Built from tough 600D Oxford material that’s water and wear resistant, this lunch box can handle whatever life throws at you, including rain, mud, and awkward commutes.
Superior Insulation: Keeps your food fresh and cold (or warm, if you prefer) for more than 8 hours, thanks to the high-density insulation and BPA-free PEVA liner.
Multi-Pocket Storage: Extra pockets for days! Store bottles, napkins, utensils, or secret snacks in the front and side pockets. Stay organized while looking like you’re on a covert mission.
Easy to Carry: With padded shoulder straps and handles, you can carry this beast however you want—whether it’s a casual stroll to the park or a tactical sprint to your desk.
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"Been using this lunchbox for months now and love it. Keeps my food cold and very easy to clean. Would highly recommended this paired with Arctic Ice Alaskan Series ice pack."
Wyrm - DC, Washington DC
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"Excellent option for carrying your food; you can put in a frozen gel pack, and it keeps the cold for several hours. It's easy to clean!"
- Brian , Mentor, Minnesota
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At Dinosaurized, we believe our products are truly innovative and have 100% confidence in it.
We understand that buying things online can be scary with companies not staying true to their customers
So we go the extend to keep you satisfied.
We are happy to offer you a 120 day replacement guarantee with your purchase.
If you bought it and feel that it is not for you, don't worry. Just shoot us a message at support@dinosaurized.com
and we will make it right by offering you a replacement.
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